Okay one of the naughtiest thing I have ever done happened
recently. I remember chewing my chewing
gum and when I became tired of it, I didn’t throw it away. Guess what I did? I
gently gummed it at the back of my right ear for hours.
After sometime, I felt like chewing it, I then put it back
into my mouth and continued chewing it. I didn’t know it had some strands of my
hair which was gummed to it when I gummed it at the back of my ear. I continued
chewing it, couldn’t bring it out of my mouth to remove the hair because
cameras were there before me. I was shooting a movie.
Then another naughty thing happened when I was so pressed
some time ago. I was traveling via road, and the bus driver refused to stop for
me to ease myself. Good a thing I was sitting at back seat. When my bladder was
full to the brim, my brain told me to do something very quick to help myself
and I obeyed without hesitation because I had no option.
Guess what? I brought out the take away plastic plate I had.
I had finished eating the rice that was inside it. I brought it down to my legs
and peed into the plate. And wow, I was relieved.
Then I covered my plastic plate of urine carefully making
sure none dropped on my skirt and threw it away though the window. I adjusted
on my seat like a proper lady and pretended as if nothing happened. Did you ask
if the person seated by my side in the bus saw me? Well leave this topic for
another day. All I know was that I was relieved at last.
Martina Obi
Okorare is a Nollywood actress who has featured in so many movies and soap
operas. She is one very actress who says things the way they are. She doesn’t
pretend about anything, never arrogant and she is home with questions some
divas would tag personal.
Written by ADAEZE AMOS
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